Q: Why did the president of the National Rifle Association cross the road?
A: He was chicken-hunting :)
Q: Why did the animal-rights-activist cross the road?
A: He had to jump in front of the moving-vehicle that was about to run over the chicken :)
Q: Why did Colonel Sanders cross the road?
A: He had a craving for roadkill :)
Q: Why did the Jehovah's Witness cross the road?
A: He had to give the chicken a copy of The Watchtower, quick, before the Latter-Day-Saint at the other side of the road had a chance to give the chicken a copy of The Book of Mormon ! ! !
Q: Why did the behaviorist cross the road?
A: All we know is that the chicken appears to be an incentive :)
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A: He was chicken-hunting :)
Q: Why did the animal-rights-activist cross the road?
A: He had to jump in front of the moving-vehicle that was about to run over the chicken :)
Q: Why did Colonel Sanders cross the road?
A: He had a craving for roadkill :)
Q: Why did the Jehovah's Witness cross the road?
A: He had to give the chicken a copy of The Watchtower, quick, before the Latter-Day-Saint at the other side of the road had a chance to give the chicken a copy of The Book of Mormon ! ! !
Q: Why did the behaviorist cross the road?
A: All we know is that the chicken appears to be an incentive :)